cotti-cotti malaysia........

assalammualaikum.....first, aku perasaan situasi aku menghapdet blog skang mmg agak rarely jugak lah. so, ni aku just update story which supposed to be published a week ago. agak serabut kebelakangan ni, jarang juge lah masa yg aku peruntukkan utk duduk depan pc ni..... design project pulak blom siap lagi, alahai dong~ plus, aku juga dalam tempoh menjaga tahap visual mata yg sungguh tak ternilai dan agak2 kabur ni....paham2 lah yer nape. kalau eye test aku kantoi, maka punahlaaaa harapan sepanjang hayat. level of brightness monitor ni pon aku just set at 41% ajer..... i've GOT to do SOMETHING!!

as i told lately, early diz month.... i've spent my first week holiday kat labuan.... yeahhhh, saya NAK CUTI!!!! so ni just a lil' bit of kronologi based on what happen during those one week period.....hmmm, ape bahser lanun lah yg aku cube intrepretasikan ni.....



penerbangan pesawat airbus ape version tah AirAsia AK 5176 dengan masa perlepasan kira-kira 0655 melalui gate P11 LCCT memaksa aku bangun awal gilo (padahal aku tak sempat tido pon sebelom tu, terus stay-up....yolah, giler maen tenet) .......jalan di KL kalo pagi2 buta memang syiokkkkkkkkkkkk giler....., kereta cam tadek langsung...so kebebasan drift di tangan anda, ajal maut di tangan tuhan...... isk~ aku on the road sampai kl sentral ajer.....

okeh, ni sessi mengumpat.... uhuhuhuhu~ on da way nak ke lcct tu, aku dapat seat sebelah dgn sorang dak laki nih, FA for airasia..taktau laa bape umor dier, tp aku rasa nye baya2 aku aje kot....FA aje kan....spm requirement, janji jambu...tak jambu, kachak... kachak+jambu=gay ker? along da way, dia just maen msg je....okeh, nokia xpressmusic touchscreen nokz, screen besar terpampang jelas laa katakan....so aku pon tibe2 laa kan (ahahaha....dan dan la ko tibe2) ..aku terbaca laa satu msg ni,

"hmmmm......b nak tido dlu laaaa, papa pon tido gak ar...nnti kalo kita jumpa, kita tido sama2 k"

...okeh sumthin' like dat laaa, i tak tokok menokok tambah k ... hahaaha, okeh fine.... u anak ikan. u ade sugar daddy bela u. wow!!! no wonder henpon mahal, hahaha...tabaek!! FA pon gaji meriah what...... but then aku terbaca gak sket yg si 'papa' ni mintak duit kat 'b' ni.....ololohhhh, pastu 'b' pon cam moody je spanjang jln, tido terlentok2 tepi aku.....alahai, sape bela sape skang nihhh? konfius gak dgn budaya sosialisme hi-class nih, banyak propa babe......

okeh, tu spisis 'lelaki' pertama.....the second one was more EXTRABAGAN..... or sort of extra-GABAN actually, kostum pelik.... 'he' ....referring to XY gen with 'tutttt' hanging around down under, 'still' hanging around maybe (not referring to 'somebody' out there).......TETTTTT~~~!!!!! wearing a woman's garment.... okeh, black semi-transparent fabric clothing, sleeve-less.........so TIGHTTTTTTTT~ and tak kowserrr melihat seluar nyer, same fabric also and very the ketattttttt olso and i can see the shape of 'his' butt perfectly placed on the back.... mekap taknak kalah, mascara melangit and dia asyik usha aku dan aku tidak tahu knape.....padahal aku yg gatal dok usha dier sapo suh.... yolah, benda pelik....aku pon usha laaa..... bende2 ni takde dalam national geographic, animal planet maybe, bahagian maklok terancam....hohoho~ (okey, aku tak tahu nak relate kan fashion secara detail....so just imagine BRUNO!!!!!!!)

here we are, meet bruno... BORAT was so 2006 ... ohohoho~

last2, dalam flight.........dia dapat seat sebelah aku, cantek!!!!!! aku dapat seat sebelah tingkap...beyond hot seat plak tuh... uishhh, seronok nyer dapat tgk wing flap.... duduk2 sebelah aku...dia truz tanya,

"NAK????"

aku pandang dia dan terus senyum tersipu-siput babi, sambil jawab.... "no, thanks" .... aku tak sanggup, and tak rela........

jumpe si GAMPUNK camni di daerah anda, sila LEMPANG laju2 okeh~ takyah waran....

sebenarnye dia offer aku refreshing mint jer...hahahaha, aku tibe2 malu dan menolak pelawaan mesra. apehal ko? selebet?! takut kena mandrem sebenarnye.....kang jadi nightmare berlarutan....wahahahahha~ okeh, aku dah mule mencarut versi monolog dalaman.... towards the end, aku baru tau...mamat ni sabah, org tuaran....and he work as make-up artist and hair-do for living....no wonderlahhh appearance dia camtu.... handbag SEED leather besar ya-rabbi mcm beg lari dari rumah versi fyza (ja mengistilahkan nyer...uhuhuhu~) i consider him as metrosexual person, gay ...somehow i can say no, bcoz org cam ni selalunye sex orientation nyer tak berapa amek kesah sgt.....bisexual pon jalan.... but then yg first one td, as stated clearly..... aku ader laa close dgn beberapa gurl yang ader sugar daddy, biarlah depa.... guys yg ade sugar mummy plak, stakat ni takde....i cannot imagine dat, tapi....guys with sugar daddy????!!!! WTF? alahai duniawi....~

dah...post yg spatotnye citer pasal trip aku ke sabah meraban ke arah laen plak..... hamek ko! so, sila tunggu part 2...wahahaha~ amaran, mengumpat dosa.... nama tak disebot, sbagai experience utk dikongsi je......no heart feeling, heri cakap gay tak salah....wakakakakaka, okey lets go for some parade and see who survive~

sumo part-time ballerina dancer..... laki pompuan smua benda jalan bebbb....
duit punye psl pakai g-string pon xpe...

.p/s :: kat area aku nih.... bawah fly over mrr2, ade sorang pakcik kurang siuman.. suke sgt pkai dress pompuan ketat2..... selalu sgt aku terserempak dgn dier, paling last... smalam aku nampak dia lagi.... kali ni pakai baju full set plain white, mana dapat tahh, pusat pakaian hari-hari kot... before diz dia pakai warna hijau terang.....mmg PAS habez~ uhuhuhu! bad choice yer pakcik.....kaler x sesuwai~ moge tuhan permudahkan jalan hidup pakcik tu lps2 ni......



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