stupid + idiot = bloody fool.....

so, dalam week ni ajer....aku dah layan dua muvi paling bangkai, ....tapi takdelah sebangkai zombieland, cite paling freak atas muke bumi ni.....camne leh dapat rating tinggi kat yahoo movies pon tah ar...konfius tuan hambe...... so ni, aku nak kutuk...selain memberi nasihat dan tauladan, jangan membazir duit utk bende2 ngarut haram jadah apekah lahabau.....

1. haunted university

dear min, aku tak paham apehal yg ko beriya2 sgt ajak aku tgk citer ni.....at first aku taktau laa pulak ni citer siam, tajuk nak paling vocabulary paling mewah aje..... rupe2nye.. aku nak cari gamba poster kat google pon tak jumpe, nampak sgt filem cikai....sob sob~ sungguh sadiz!

so, muvi ni aku tgk dkt gsc tropicana... seat kat situ sungguh tak selesa, rase mcm duduk dkt dalam dewan kuliah kat jengka tu, cume environment dia ajelaaa maybe laen sket.....bontot menggelongsor ke depan, fedap tuan hambe. okeh, tu satu problem. next, citer nyer...alahai, sungguh madefaker....cam tongong plus plus... mule2 citer dia ok, adelah ade kene mengena dgn universiti puaka....dah macam penjara rupenye. cam2 hantu kluar, berkesan jugak laa impak dier, mostly terhadap kaum pompuan laa...aku tgk kiri kanan aku, dua2 tutup muka...baek takyah tgk wayang weh....bagi dwet kat aku, wat makan kenny rogers pon lagi hensem! tp sbb awal2 citer dah macam2 hantu kuar, tgh2 citer.....harammmmmm!!~ cam2 citer mengarot kluar.....dah jadi citer kelaka bodo plak, baik aku dok bersila dpn tv ari ahad tgk raja lawak siaran langsung.....free plak tu.. lps2 tu, aku dah taktau dah ape kene mengena smua scene2 dgn istilah 'haunted university' tu? so, aku wat conclusion maybe diorang ni pelajar PJJ (pengajian jarak jauh) ataupon dak2 dismiss....hahaha!~ maupon pakgad universiti ataupon yg sama waktu dgn nye....cite bodo, sayang MYR anda? jangan tgk cite ni kat wayang.... nyesal tak suda....


2. legion



second movie, the next day.... ni pon sbb membe baek sgt, tibe2 nak blanje tgk muvi.... tenkiu my fren... takyah gi jauh2, port biasa je....e@curve, ceywah!~ membe aku terpengaruh sgt dgn trailer movie ni, cam gempak... the last time aku terpengaruh dgn trailer janji manismu adelah citer blood : the last vampire. trailer cam cool gile, tapi movie........cam sipot sedot. terkemut-kemut aku menengoknye kat wayang... so, citer legion ni...ok actually best. aku suke citer action, gunfire....best je. tapi storyline dier, bible habez......tak kuat iman, jadi tolol la aku dlm cinema tu.... malaikat jibrail la, mikail laaa.... 2 tu je yg ade, maybe diorang tau 2 tu je kot, tah! aku konfius ya amat laaa macam mana hollywood leh ader idea nak wat citer camni. malaikat tembak2 pakai pistol? leh wat kuasa pusing2 pakai sayap? duhhhh...~ cine yg duduk sebelah aku time tu, aku taktau laa camne dier menginterpretasi movie tu camne.. hahaha, modern nyer bahase aku...~ mule2 aku ingat cam citer 'the omen' laaa, ade kaitan dgn baby baru lahir, tp.....yang ado! starting citer susah nak paham, cause of the problem mende tah, pastu tibe2 settle...habez citer~ bile masa tah solution nyer aku pon tak tahu..... citer dier tak membosankan, tapi storyline dier.....bushet mannn!!!! dol.... okey, sekian mekaseh. balik rumah aku sambung tgk citer chipmunk squeakquel plak....dan, adoi......bodo jugak citer tu! chippettes = cipet? hai, knalkan ni awek saye...cipet. hahaha! silly~



laen movie yg aku tak komen, tapi best jugak, cume tak masuk msia lagi.... george clooney movie, up in the air, pastu the blind side..the first movie with only lead actress, which is sandra bullock that manage to get 200million in movie history...best and so touching~ next movie yg maybe aku akan tgk walaupon tak hingin pon sebenanye, toothfairy ape tah yg the rock berlakon tu....atas jemputan membe2. tapi, bg aku personally.........still waiting for SALT, the most anticipated.....angelina jolie rawkz bebeyh.... aku berani bet, diz movie gonna be superb.... especially when the director is the same person who produce 'bourne' trilogy...citer secret agent paling best dalam abad!! okeh, out....... and babai blogger.com for 6 days!! till we meet again XOXO


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gudbai januari.....

ok, fast thread.....short n simple, harap2 short...aku ngantok dah ni, tp nak tulis gak. so suppose diz maybe the last post for the month of january...... 5 hours to go, i will make my move to klia, have a flight to catch up....yahoo, gi sabah!!!!! kenapa bahh, kau berubah.....knapa bahhhhh~ actually nak gi labuan, tapi lebey kurang laa tu kan. kawasan yg sama waktu dengan nyer.....so, selamat tinggal kuala lumpur... hahahha, bajet gi oversea. indon pon ko jejak tak sampai 2 jam... korang tunggu arr...ekekeeke~ aku gi vegas nnti...



so last week, aku ke shah alam....bertemu dgn makcik2 senior..sahabat tersayang. it was my second time diz year go to shah alam, uitm tahap world class bagai tu....padahal~ last time aku pegi pon bcoz saje nak jumpe membe. abeng, aku takpaham knape aritu aku rajin sgt nak buang minyak semata-mata nk jumpe ko... ko mandrem aku ek? tp it was nice to see u after a year we didn't meet at all......ur butt got big already, ape mende tah ko makan....bile nak diet?

so, budak2 ini....den dgn ron (bukan nama sebenar) beriya msg tibe2 ajak kuar wayang....benda yg jarang2 berlaku...so, aku and dyra make our way to shah alam on the afternoon for 30 minutes journey from gombak.... so, saje gatal nak pegi shopping complex yg kitorang x pnah pegi....yeah, kitorang ke tropicana mall, pj. pe de kat situ? at least kitorang dtg kat situ pon sbb ade gsc. laen sebab? hahahaha....shopping complex paling badut kat atas muke bumi. takde ape2, x byk kdai, xde tempat nak hangout, mosttly department utk pompuan jer....and totally bosan!!!!!!! aku masuk jamban dier, paip TARAK!!!!!!! hape hengat kaum melayu dah pupus ker kat area PJ tu? kachak sgt ker gune tisu nak wat keje2 beristinjak tu? cetttt...!! tp at least surau dia berada di tempat yg sungguh strategik laaa eventough terletak kat blakang kedai jual sex toys and condom, tp betterlaaaa compare dgn SOGO, kat tempat parking basement tu.....kamben~! but then, at least time tu aku dpt gak present utk bezday aku....and yeah, another shirt but this time it's polo ralph lauren....huhuhhh~ tq fren, menjadi betol korang nyer plan nak wat suprise utk aku....x disangke2. kalo aku taw korang nak adiahkan sumthin' outfit, aku bawak korang gi butik ROMP kat times sq....ahahaha, demand!~ okey, next year ade lg .....ehehe~

so, sblom balik....kitorang singgah kat kota damansara but yet aku tak hengat dah seksyen bape....nama nyer 'dangau rumbia'. well, kitorang siap makan bersila dalam pondok lagi sbb dak2 ni smua bangge dgn status kampung masing2, so lets go to basic.. tp at least food dier memang SYAHDUUUUUUU GILERRRR~ uiiii....sungguhlaaaaa sedap, nanges aku makan western dier... so nak bagi korunk agak2 meleleyh, nah aku upload laaa sket.... hamek!

nasi goreng dangau rumbia.... special menu ar nih... oh kerabu mangga~



fish & chips.....nih den punye, maklok paling lapar... (kantoi~)



lamb chop...agak2 sape punye? hahaha~ cet!!! wooo....alahai kamben~

mushroom black pepper chicken...... tergugat iman tgk cendawan bertonggek sana sini..~

huhhhh..........tengok saje menu dier pon dah wat aku sanggup drive skang gi sne balik... ape yang best nyer, for sure laaa gravy dier....black pepper, sungguh marveles...melimpah2 plak tu dier nyer chef kasi taruk..... and for sure, harge dia reasonable utk ape yg kita dapat. tapi, memakan kambeng mmg satu cabaran utk aku... lamb chop dier liatttttttttttt siutttz!~ tak kuase aku...... kambeng punye pasal. duh!~



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