ORANG GILA

malam ni malam jumaat. malam jumaat mana ade hantu, tak penah nampak pon? hummmm....... elok ajer lepas bace yassin kat surau tadi, aku terus chow redah hujan balik umah...tak tunggu semayang isyak dulu.. konfem nanti mesti kena membebel punyer....ehehehehhh~

malam semalam aku agak frust...pasrah pulak tu. aku dapat berita yg amat2 menyedihkan ...uhuhuhuhu~ sungguh sedih. tapi aku taknak laa citer kat sini.. kang nanti pantang aku dengar lagu ekamatra - sentuhan kecundang kat radio jerrr... konfem aku menanges punye.... huhuhu~!!! arghhhhhh ...... kenapa?

so nak ilangkan frust tu, aku buat laaa aktiviti tengah minggu paling bermakna.... hangout kat bukit bintang. aku last2 ni cam suka pulak pegi bukit bintang. tak kisah laa nak makan2 ker, nak lepak wayang ker, cuci mata ker...melabur ker...semualah janji release tension. tambah2 biler aku dah jumpa port parkin free baru kat situ...hehehhh, dekat area kelab gay bb tu.... tapi for sure aku agak risau gak arr parking kat situ eventough ramai org sekalipun ... paham paham laaa, situ kan sisi sisi lorong gelap kuala lumpur, macam macam bende kita taknak boleh jadi kat situ. contohnye di usha oleh bonzer bapuk...dan juga diberi lontaran senyuman paling mahsyuk oleh bapuk2 area tuh....fuuhhhhh, naya beb!~ tapi awek cine yg offer massage smalam cun laa...haha! dia panggil aku abang plak tu.... wakakaka! jeles membe aku amoi tu wat derk jer kat dier......

and then, smalam gak aku tengok movie ni... THE CRAZIES. mesti ramai korang2 yg tak pernah dengar tajuk ni kan... xpelahh sbb movie ni mmg tak banyak publisiti pon. aku tak pernah tgk trailer dier kat mana2, and tak pernah gak tgk poster dier. last minit beli ticket, 15 minit sebelom movie start, still bleh dapat seat baek punyer...sama macam tgk citer Kick Ass dulu.. hurmmm, mmg bagus...kurang publisiti~ selalunya aku nih sebelom tgk ape2 movie kat wayang..aku tak tunggu orang ajak. sebab aku nih mmg kaki tgk wayang pon, so bile time aku rasa aku nak layan movie baru, aku just on and tak kesah lahhh, sape nak ikot... ikot! sebelom tu aku akan buat research dulu bahagian critics kat yahoo! movies tu, so kalo first page critics aku nampak rating A gitu jer dari users yg bagi review ...then aku consider movie tu bagus..eventough kat malaysia kita ni movie tu belom femes lagi..ataupon kurang publisiti..macam tu lahh selalunye....

okey.. a little bit of review 'bout diz review .... for those who love suspense/thriller and a lil' bit of horror (eventough ni bukan criter hantu) .. i've recommend diz. tp first nak bagitau movie ni tak sehebat Kick Ass dulu...yelah, genre pon dah jauh beza kan.. tapi cerita nih mmg banyak bunuh2, dan ramai gak yg mati dgn cara yg tak brape nak sopan..huhu~ so, bile sampai scene orang kene bunuh tu... memang agak meremang gak la. bukan meremang bulu, bukan meremang belakang tengkuk, tapi meremang kepala dgn otak..rasa kembang semacam jer... camtulahh rasa nyer.... aku rasa aku tergezut dalam 3 kali gak arr tengok movie, sbb memang serious shit, movie ni memang saja ajer nak bagi saspen tak kena tempat.... dia macam senyapppppp jer, tibe2~ boohhh!!~ sontap kau nyah! dan aku benci org kat belakang aku, pengulas tak bertauliah.... ko balik rumah laaaa! bawak awek ko skali..dua2 banyak cakap...~

and by the way, Timothy Olyphant.. mamat yang sama berlakon jd abang botak Hitman dgn Perfect Getaway dulu.... okeh, kau mmg style laaa blakon, cool sepanjang masa! nampak macam real life jer..... and kebetulan gak, movie ni ader rupe2 zombie kampung pisang kita arr, cuma yang bezanyer.......orang2 kampung semua kene penyakit bukan sebab makan gulai kawah waktu time pak munawir buat party kat gerai dier ... tapi ni disebabkan satu kapal terbang yang bawak hazardous chemical telah terhempas dalam satu kawasan punca air minuman penduduk perkampungan Iowa nih.... camtu lah koba nyerr...

okey....habez citer kat situ. citer tu mcm tibe2 sangkut, tapi ader ending sebenarnye....tapi ending dia kuar selit2 celah credit dgn cast tu... aku dah blah time tu..sedey~ sah2 aku kena download pasni. on the way balik, teringat kat MEGAMAC...hahahhh! okey, harga dier lebih 4 hingget ajer dari BIGMAC biasa.... nih yang set, aku taktaw laa ala carte' berapa... tapi 4 hingget kira okeylah, sebab aku nampak besarrrrrrrrrrrr je! sebab dier besar laa aku tak beli, sebab tak berapa nak lapar time tu.. dah melantak sekotak popcorn..lapar mende nyer... bela jin hutan ker?! so aku beli nih je laa... Big N' Tasty ... kali kedua makan seumo hidop, sebelom2 ni melantak big mac jer keje nyer...saje nak beralih angin.. dan tgklah betapa syahdu nyer rupe berger yang aku dapat ni....

burger semak samun yang paling serabut aku penah dapat kat mcD... sesuai untuk vampire vegetarian, Edward Cullen ... sekian, terima kasih~! cuma yang bestnye eventough takde pickle, burger ni lagi luas dari bigmac dan juga ader cheese layer.... tapi aku totap vote for BigMac!!!!!

bon voyage my brader~

early of diz week, the whole family pergi ke pengkalan TUDM subang.. tempat yg sama aku buat aero medical checkup aritu...huhu~! kali ni abang aku yg nmbr 3 dihantar ATM ke lubnan pulak untuk buat operasi kat sana... mcm yg kita semua tahu kan, negara2 arab timur tengah sana ader ajer masalah nyerr....perang dgn israel lahhh, itu takpe lagi...lumrah alam, ni ader gak perang sesama puak lahhh...padahal sama2 islam...hurmmmm, pelik~

kabar nyer dia mungkin berada kat sana smpai nak dekat penghujung tahun ni.... so maknanya sorang lagi family member aku takkan balik beraya lahh nanti. alahai...kesian btol kakak2 ipar aku. most of them kebanyakkan lepas kawen mcm hidop single jer sorang2 berjauhan dari suami.... ekekekek~

sebelom dia blah tu semangat nyer lah beli external hard disk baru kt lowyat...pastu membebel suruh aku sumbat kasi full 320gb dgn semua movie jepun korea melayu omputih industan bla..bla..bla yg ader dalam hard disk aku ni. kata nyer nanti duduk kat negara arab tu jadi sangap tak tau nak layan hape.... ape susah, bukak tv diorang..layan ar awek arab gelek2.... aku tgk cenel ART kat astro tuh cam best jerr...eventough tak paham satu haper. padan muka aku, nama ajer budak aliran arab time skola dulu...tapi satu input pon tak lekat dalam pale hotak super bebal ni...  ya a'la..ya a'la~

ni baru half of de family je....huhu~ hensem tak? haha!! buruk laa gamba lps dah transfer pkai blutooth..

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urban weekend...

assalammualaikum... alang2 aku online nih, bukak fesbuk macam membosankan, takde thrill langsung.. game dkt fb plak smua dah setel update, bukak forum takde ape2 post thread baru, nk download movie, hurmmm....xde gak movie baru.. so aku merajinkan diri update blog ajerlahh.. xde main issue nak dibincangkan.. today, ari ahad 25 april aku bermula pukul 1 tgh hari... tapi sebenarnye takdelah aku bantai tido lama giler. aku start tdo pkul 7 pagi, ari ahad gak...so meaning aku tdo 5 jam ajerlah. hmmmmm, tapi takdelah pulak aku mamai2 kan hari ni.....pelik~

once aku bgn ajer dari tido.....membe aku dah menjerit melalak panggil nama aku kt luar umah... free2 jer aku glemer satu kampung..huhu~ hurmmmmm, x sah ar kalo tgh2 ari buta dah datang tercongok dpn pintu rumah ni, nak ajak melepak ar tu cam biasa.. ahad jer mesti melepak. melepak, melepak, melepak....wat perabeh dwet jerr. naseb baik membe blanje lunch.....haha! seronotnye~ kena lak timing perut berbunyi2 tak reti nak shadap ni... tak mintak pon, tapi dah membe nak blanje...aku on jer. tak biase laaa kalo dwet membe2 ni... takut jadi lain plak...

then, bosan2 kitorang lajak gi jalan masjid india..... shopping2~ rindunye, dah lama tak pegi situ. dulu situ lah, sebelah mydin tu lahh tempatnye aku cari rezeki sebulan dari siang sampai ke malam....bukak booth celcom. teringatlah balik dlu, adelahhh sorang membe sama keje aku nih dulu, dia nih gempal chubby2 gitu....tapi uniform plak boss bawak cukup2 aje...tade size. saje jer nak wat naya mamat ni. aku okey la, bdn aku slim... yg xbley blaaa nyer, si mamat nih pakai mmg ketat, muat2 ajer.. bos plak kejam giler, kaki buli punye budak....paksa pakai gak. si membe ni tangan tak habez2 cover dada ajer... paling kelaka, mmg spanjang masa nampak ketara aje puting dia timbul....apetah yg dia stim sgt time keje apehal tah...haha! yg customer plak, especially pompuan .... buat penat jer lah si mangkok ni berbuih mulut explain pasal produk, diorang bukan nk dengar...tapi mata dok tercongok ajelahhh kat man tits membe aku nih, ape yang memukau tah... hahaha! tergolek dog aku dgn bos dibuatnye... sori bro im, aku rindu kau sgt dgn zaman backpacking kiter dulu2!! sampai2 jer smayang dlu kt masjid india tu... bleh plak lepak dok lama2 kat dalam tu dengar ceramah, bajet insaf....tapi sebenarnye tak paham satu hapak pon, sbb ceramah nyer dalam bahasa pakistan ala2 hindustan gitu..haha, acha! paling aku paham pulak kan.... tnggu aku ade can nak mengorat preitty zinta tak pon rani mukherjee dlu arr...baru lah terdetik hati nak blaja bahasa diorang tu.... kt sana tu mmg byk kaum2 diorang ajer lagipun.....konfius aku, rasa macam dah sampai bombay.. so, kalo shopping dgn membe2 aku nih pon beli ape sgt, beli kopiah...butang baju melayu, minyak atar, and kadang2 tu beli laaa sket2 buku motivasi smua tu... mostly mmg kitorang beli buku laa... tp ni aku jarang2 beli ar, slalu pinjam ajerr.....hehe~ jimat! recycle.... benda tu ajerlahh yg org lelaki bleh beli pon kat sana...takkan nak beli kain dgn tudung plak... awek pon tade lagi, takkan nak beli utk mak pulak...ahahaha~ tibe2 jer, kang mak aku cop aku nih buang tebiat plak tgh2 tahun shopping baju, mcmlah minggu dpn dah nak raya.....

hajat di hati pastu nak lepak area bukit bintang plak..or at least petaling street, bleh usha barang kat sana plak, aku nak beli jam baru ni...huhu! dah bape byk jam murah aku beli, pantang rendam sket jer truz jahanam....dah nama pon murah kann...~ tapi lecehlaaa malam minggu nak drive, nak cari parking tak berbayar lagi tgh2 kl tu... better aku amek moto, blasah merempit ajer....lagi aku suka. so planning just balik rumah ajelah... at least puas hati laaaa dapat pekena chocolate milkshake dgn ice blended mango....perghhhhh, sedapnyer alahai. skang aku dah ader kat umah, jam baru pkul 10.30pm....dan dah jadi tongong, taktaw nak watpe........ arghhhhhhhhhh, nyesal nyer balik awal. rasa macam malam ni gak aku nak panjat genting...huhu~ wat keje giler. suke btol aku!~


p/s :: mcD ader kuar MegaMac...pehhhh, nama pon dah ganas....macam megaman, huhahu!!! teringin plak nak menyumbat satu....~ hoho!

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KICK ASS!!!!

salam..... hurmmm, dah lama tak buat post psl movie review kan... aderlah gak beberapa movie yg aku tgk movie ni, tapi biase2 ajer...so not much booming thing to talk bout, so just keep it on my own laa...takpayah nak share ape2. tapi diz one, yes...kena share! aku penah tgk trailer promo kat tv psl movie nih, sekali ajer.... trailer nyer tak sampai 10 saat, dan tah hape2...... viewer doesn't have any clue what this movie is all about...and i think that is unfair.... coz i want to tell ya, diz movie is certainly KICK ASS!!!!!! the title prove it all....

hurmmm...nampak nyer government malaysia dah mula light2 skang dalam penggunaan bahasa, takde lahh strict sgt. yes, kita taw ass tu bontot, pungkok, punggung or whatever translation yg ader....tp for the term 'kick-ass', it bring other kinda definition, meaning diz movie is really gonna make ur mind blow away into other dimension....not just tendang bontot semata-mata.... actually, aku dengar pasal movie ni dari salah seorang mmbe  berbloggin', he currently studying at dublin rite now.... so time dia post review psl movie ni, time tu blom kluar lg movie ni kat malaysia... dia just cakap movie ni best giler, banyak mencarut....and supposely confirm byk scene yg kene cut biler sampai malaysia nnt. tapi sebenarnye tak pon, byk juga laaaa istilah FUCK yg aku dengar.... fuck is common word actually, what the fuck is this thing? i'm fuckin' tired of diz mess up!!! just shut the fuck up.... my whole day just got fuck up!!! so, common laaa..... haha! it's not just go fuckin sumbudy belakang lorong...... ape aku mencarut nih? haha~ xpe, i bet u never hear me mencarut in real life, in person kan? i'm not dat kind of guy..... i hate when people mencarut in malay words.... carutan berbahasa melayu sungguh kurang ajar actually~!

okeh, back to review. aku tengok movie ni dengan 2 org membe aku... yes, aku sangat2 lah excited nak tgk movie ni...siap ayat2 lg...tolonglaa, tolonglahhhhh tgk wyg....aku btol2 nak tgk movie ni walau apepon yg terjadi. and sangat2 bagus lah movie ni takde nak promot melampau2, sebab aku beli tiket 15 minit sblom movie start..and still manage to have seat tengah, baek punyer position!!!~ takyah tawaf line 3 kali kecelakaan cam dulu... yes, dari poster citer pasal superhero. tgk poster, hurmmm....mesti citer bodo nih. pelakon plak underdog, tah sape2 tah... berapa lah agaknye director bayar utk amek nicholas cage belakon.. membe aku cakap ni movie budak-budak. haha!!!

citer ni first pasal one boy who put a lot of interest into comic superhero...and then he thinks, why not if world really do have an actual superhero? dunia mesti cam best kalau btol2 ada superhero.. sampailah dia order kostum dari ebay, comes up with his own move and make himself called KICK ASS.... and stori nyer mmg btol kena lahh... mmg people got easily become famous on youtube, bila ada satu video amateur pasal dier kena blasah dgn street gang diupload kat youtube.... since that time.. dia tibe2 become famous sampaikan satu gang big crime pon consider dier ni satu masalah besar utk illegal activities diorang...

first impression, yes mmg movie ni mcm lawak bodo2 ajer....but then towards the end.....dia jadi action thriller movie, byk tembak kepala kasi pecah, penggal2..tulang kasi patah riuk and seriously, cara orang mati dalam movie nih memang gempak...best giler!! sumpah tak jadi nak kentut....~ haha! giler violence~ its like combination of superhero with ninja spirit....ala2 filem kill bill jenis modern with lots of gadget... and kalo korang nak tahu sape punye keje semua ni......korang kena tgk movie ni....sbb for sure korang mesti pikir gempak giler lahh budak pompuan ni (Hit Girl)...semata-mata nak tuntut semula kematian mak bapak dier.... ketua mafia pon dia bleh bom kasi badan berkecai!~ yerppp...aku sangat suka gun fightin' scene time Hit Girl nih selamatkan Kick Ass dgn ayah dier, Big Daddy waktu diorang kena capture dgn criminal gang tu.... tactic gun dgn glare and night vision tu memang super cool!!!!!~ seriously gempak gilerr!!!!! tak payah 3D, yang penting storyline.....takyah pelakon femes, yang penting acting skill..... takpayah org tua badan ketak, antar budak pompuan pon boleh kasi pancung semua kepala.... ok, end!! tgklah movie ni, i'd trust my fren on diz, so u should do too......

p/s :: tapi aku tak trust aril...aril shuffle tu..haha!! aritu tgk AC kat astro, segmen teropong tu....dia ader cakap lah dekat bukit bintang tu... port nasik ayam terbaek awok lah kunun nyer...so, aku dgn membe2 pon trylahhh..... citer datang dari mulut aril punye pasal, tapi......................................... PERGHHHHHHH!!!!~ tak sedap......~! haha, serious.... mahal, okeh..mahal takpe kalo special...tapi biasa ajer pon... rm9.00 ...ceh!~ sekali try jer lah jawabnye, next time...no more lah, insaf dah! .... ni personal opinion jer ek, laen org...laen selera. ok! PEACE!!!!!~

my kind of girl ....... the sequel.. hoho~!

assalammualaikum...post ni adelah sambungan dari post yg lepas. so bagi mengelakkan dari u all konfius, aku nak bagitau, bacelah start dari post yg sebelom ni. nape bende nih pon aku nak bagitaw? hurmmmmm~ saje, at least ade sikit mukadimmah.. nape aku macam mabuk todi jer nih...ahahaha~ okeh, go on...

26. Shy type?

shy but not so shy lahhh.... shy tak bertempat mmg truly memboringkan .... aku nak gune bahase rojak ajer utk post yg ni.... so datz mean, please don't be too shy. if u really do, i' consider datz u have an issue on how to have well communication and dat doesn't suit me at all.... please talk more....

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?

good girl of course...sopan santun, ketimuran...still berkemban tepi sungai...ahahahah~ rebel girl for me is difficult to handle...i just prefer happy go lucky one, not chaotic one....it's complicated and also bingit at the same time...

28. Active or passive?

passive....big no! dull jer, u are freakin' boring gurl....go recharge urself. i prefer active one...so we can do a lots lots of thing together...

29. Tight or bomb?

i dun know how to answer diz...is it related with 'ehem ehem' issue? oh..so tight...i like~!!! hahahahhahaha.... sex bomb! derghhh......

30. Singer or dancer?

both....! no further comment... she can sing, she can dance...eventough it gonna be hideous move, i don't care...as long we're happy doin' things together...

31. Stunner?

i'm not sure...but i prefer simple, just nice one.... don't have to be so perfect...

32. Hiphop?

is diz related to fashion trend or move? i dun care, as long it is easy to people eye's ...... over hiphop lah sangat, u gonna end urself like monkey in the zoo... so please, u a girl okeh.... darwin's theory doesn't make any sense at all....

33. Earrings?

i've already answer diz question before...so now i get it, meaning datz piercing on other part of body? if earrings, datz is normal....but don't over do it....

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?

i've consider what past is past. lets bygone be bygone..... let us start our relationship together. open a new book. but, if she have an uncountable integer of boyfriends before....that might be somethin' fishy going on...so, extra careful for me please...... that gurl is so dangerous.. i'd seen that type before....

35. Dimples?

girl with dimples? awwwhhh... so cute. but if you don't get one.....it's okay. i'm sure there many other things special bout you...... that's why i'm choose u to be the one...

36. Bookworm?

no problem...at least i know u are not a lazy type of gurl and have a lots of information for us to share together.... but geek...step away please.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

sms? facebook? nahhhh..... sumtimes, it was exciting to be traditional.....duin' love old school style...

38. Playful?

yes....of course. play play all day night long...... besides, i'm not serious kind of person....

39. Flirt?

gurl flirtin' boy? hahahha.....i take that as okay, but please don't just play around..... u cannot flirtin on anybody....datz mean u are cheap ones.... u just piece of crap... pliz dun betray our relationship....

40. Poem writer?

poem writer? that's odd.... but if datz is her hobby, just go on...... i hope she can transfer that poem into lyrics and inject it with melody...so we can sing on it together...that will be much cooler...~

41. Serious?

i just hate serious moment.....eventough the matter we're currently discussin' is serious one, please cheer up..... don't give too much pressure on our relationship.... please make it cool and steady

42. Campus crush?

dun have experience.... nope, i mean.... i never fall in love during my time in campus.... so no futher comment.. but love sure do can happen almost anywhere....

43. Painter?

it's good to be artistic..... no matter what u a painter, sketcher.. just be it. i love people who have amazing talent.

44. Religious?

this is the way of life....i hope she really do take serious bout this....

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

go one....everybody have their evil's side...hahaha! even me.... but please....think before u talk. just don't over do it.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

games and internet...okey! geek and freak? what....? your must be so boring...please open ur eyes widely, get your lazy ass move...there's are lot more challenging things to do out there better than just spend times in front of pc the whole day....

47. Speaks 20 languages?

is diz compulsory? i really dun know what important of diz ability in relationship....but it's good if we go travel across the globe and u handle the communication issue.... i have my own multi-purpose dictionary plus travel guide.....senang keje~

48. Loyal or faithful?

both...i think both have same meaning, and also a major key to have long lasting relationship.....

49. Good kisser?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahh.........................................!~ u know how important to have diz skill rite? haha!

50. Loves children??

long way to go...but better to have one...~ we gonna make a contribution to our world population! haha~


tettttttttttttt!!!~

okeh done, datz all. jiwang ker post ni? aku rasa tak..haha! apesal aku buat post pasal bende2 ni? desperate sgt ker? ni post mencapab ni......bagus sgt ker nak demand lebih2 ni....hahaha! xpe, aku just menyuarakan isi hati dan kemahuan perasaan je. ceywahhh~ dapat ker tak terpulanglah..itu ketentuan dari maha esa. T_T .... ayat pasrah~

yes, aku tak pernah berkapel mapel ni. seriously?? percayalah....aku tak pernah ader serious relationship...i never been thru diz kind of experience.... bukan taknak mencuba, bukan tak pernah terpikir...tapi kenal lah aku, layan aje sape2. pnah ker aku wat donno aje kat seseorang tu? penah kot...but based on certain issue. sumtimes, i need my own space. harap2 kawan2 nyer takdelah terasa sgt ek...kalo yer, aku mintak ampun. seriously, aku mintak ampun... aku maybe sgt bodoh time tu....

aku kadang2 terdengar gak. orang selalu kata, once bile seseorang tu dah ade bf or gf, membe2 yang laen mcm dah jatuh taraf ajer.....btol ker? layan mcm nak taknak, tak sehavoc dulu....takdelahh selalu dicari macam dlu. macam partner dier ajelahhh yang patot di set as main priority.... aku adelah beberapa kali jumpe manusia camni, and so...aku takkan buat perkara yang sama....insyallah~! kapel tak salah, tp try to control it... perghhhh..dr. luv!~ aku taw, skang ni aku dah makin melalut.. ape aku merepek skang, aku sendiri pon tak taw...haha~ okeylaa....20% person of my secrets have been revealed...haha! temuduga terbuka bermula sekarang......pencarian gadis melayu di tv9 ...eheheheh!!~ masanya akan tibe, cuma kita tak tahu ajer... tak perlu rushing2....hidop must be flow by nature... chow! =) 

diz is tag, everybody who read diz are invited to reblog it.....so, go on and have fun!.... hahaha, kalerful nyer blog aku nih...rajin sgt lah pulak tibe2 nak main dgn kaler2 ni...uhuhuhu~

my kind of girl.......erghhhh, why i'm doin' diz? haha~

Now, here's what you're supposed to do, and please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag ... sungguh skema!~ ni bukan aku yg tulis..

If you a guy- post this as my kind of girl..
If your a girl- post it as my kind of boy..

p/s-I don't tag this..it's totally open to public.. =)

so...it is a tag actually. lama kan tak buat tag tag kat blog ni? hahahha~ dah habez zaman. okey, so for those blogger out there, got accidentally readin' diz...and also run out of idea of posting sumthin' new on ur own blog..yes, u may copy diz... i'm currently doin' the same thing rite now. peace~! do share, kalau rajin...

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?

If i say no need to be good looking...for sure lah u know i am currently lying rite now. haha it's hard to find someone comes in perfectly well-packaged, but at least please bump me with someone good enuff to be proud of... i'm not saying me, kind of guy who likes to show off, i'm just happy to have someone who know how to take care both her outer and inner look as well.. coz i do take care of that aspect on myself~

2. Smart?

smart...from education level, i don't really think it compulsory to be judge, yet... yes it is important..but smart girls sometimes really do sexy, as long dat they're not classify as a geek or nerd one..haha!

3. Preferred age?

i preferred same age, older one? no lahhh~ feel lil' bit awkward...although we can see that for guys, most obviously their partner is like younger around one to three years for them.. but age is not an issue. as long they're matured enuff and can get click well between each other, just go forward....that's the green light..~

4. Preferred height?

Lower than me..yes!!!!! but farrrrrrrrr lower than me, no! same as me, i wonder if they do really exists..haha! i think i am quite tall enuff, like 183cm and it's hard to find malay girls around who have dat kind of height..as long she kinda more than 170 cm, beyond my shoulder level...i've considered it as OKAY!! damn, it is harsh for me to judge book by its cover~ huhu

5. How about sense of humor?

humor? it is disease, and at the same time, it really do a best medicine... hahaha! stuck with me for a quite a lil' time...i think dat u might get infected with that kind of sense also.... this thing certainly contagious! i love 'giler2' kind of girl..enjoyable, doin' crazy stuff... not giving so much complaint and equipped with high rate of confident level...

6. How about piercings?

piercings? girl? just go on lahhh~ but enuff just to have piercing on those ears, u really one human being, not a cow!! haha...i'm just saying.. yes, i admit...i DO LOVE PIERCINGS!!!!~ it is body arts...

7. Accepts you for who you are?

do i am surely will know 'bout that? depends~ but hell no, SERIOUSLY YES LAHHH!! if not, for what purpose we make up with such relationship?????~

8. Pink hair?

i also love to colour my hair, temporary one lah, not the permanent one or i'm dead..haha! yes....you may colour ur hair... a lil bit of highlight using pink colour is totally rockin' ass dude ...as long u not look stupid or people getting mistaken you with crazy maniac people with no brain...it could such a shame to have partner like you....really do! hahahaha~

9. Mushy or no?

mushy what? moshi moshi?~ mashimaro...oh gosh so cute! i really dreamin' to getting my own cute japanese girl....hahahhaha!!! pathetic psycho~ google, a lil' help here plizzz~

10. Thin or fat?

in between....as long she passed her BMI test...haahaha! as long she clever enuff to calculate her own BMI, i think she surely not a fat bastard...haha! we not gonna flying to moon or outerspace to take this matter seriously...as long she know how to take care of her body...it's enuff. it is ur body gurl...go figure it out~

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?

not so black like u been suddenly stuck here from a remote places of african continent..and not so white like a vegetarian vampire datz crazy bitches do crazy 'bout...hahaha! gurl, do u seriously think that edward cullen is sexy? oh gosh...slowly cut ur hands off~

12. Long hair or short hair?

long hair, short hair... i don't care, as long i rated it as TRENDY.... u go girl with nice hairstyle...as long u not mess up with it. safe answer, i prefer 'wearing tudung' one.....hahahaha~ dude, seriously!

13. Plastic or metal?

hurmmmmmm.......is plastic like hypocrite or trying to be someone else? erghhh....go f**k urself imposter, get a real life!

14. Smells good?

smells goooooooooooooooooooooooooood~ extra mark for you! not so strong, not so strange also... please keep it nose-friendly... u might killed ur own reputation with all that kind of weird alcoholic, chemical liquid u put on ur body..so please, just don't over do it

15. Smoker?

no....are u some kinda jerk? or is dat kind of way u on diet process?? seriously, dat was totally UNCOOL!~ for girl...

16. Drinker?

no. FULL STOP!

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?

nope!~ never think bout it

18. Muscular?

XX with XY GEN? is she a mutant or what?~ those girl superhero story, just keep it in comic based~

19. Plays piano?

someone likes marie digby or alicia keys? cooooooooooooooooooooool~!!!!!!! but please don't upload it on youtube, i hate over-rated kind of person.. haha! actually, i hate to have competitors...hahaha~ get your own dude~!!!

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?

it's her talent....i have no right to stop what she loves doing most...

21. Plays violin?

same answer.. i love music, she love music, we boths love music...okay, good chemistry...well done! we are made for each other...oh so sweet! LMAO~

22. Sings very good?

voice from heaven, like a free lullaby everytime before i went to sleep~ so romantic! huhu...ROFL~ yeah, i love singing...i love kare-oke session, and yes, if she do also...we might getting a chance for duet sessions....at least i have gang!~

23. Vain?

nope... hahah~ LOL! no no, i am not underestimating girl...but go consider it urself, is dat really good to become vain? u know, every person is priceless....love ur life~ i'm not so sure here, did i currently mistaken about the definition of vain here? hmmmm..... whatever~

24. With glasses?

glasses, contact lenses....what ever. just go on...it is a technology in eye medical... if u need it to see things well...so what's the problem? i'm not an old-fashioned guy to really consider about this lack...

25. With braces?

same answer like above...but please don't get to excited to wear this. i know she might look like, errrr~ better u not smiling... but sooner after that, yess...it was superbly make-over...


okeh done! nahhhhh....to be continue actually~ hahahha! seriously, byk lagi soklan. so time2 aku tgh rajin ni..aku bantai ajelah jawab semua. tgh syok2 spiking london ni...waahahaha~ i will continue diz post in the next coming issue...hahaha! ok....till then.. thankz

blogger pencen~

by the way, before we start with sumthin...post aku sebelom ni ade ckp nak bgtaw bende first time yg aku buat entire life kunun nyer lah kan. sampai ke suda tak hapdet2 gak...ahahahaha~ see how malas am i to start writing? not so gempak to talk bout laa...ape yg first time, maybe during dat nite me, consider myself as a embarassment to nature.. why, because i'm naked during the other night. and why? don't ask...i rather die better than expose it to all... mcm ar smua bende aku nak kene citer. tapi aku rasa mcm mabuk malam tu....muntah2, and then x snang duduk...got myself naked, half naked actually but then when that exposed, i consider naked lah....naseblah tu bukan malam weekend and time almost 2.a.m sumthin, so x ramai manusia yg berkeliaran...pergh, malu sial~ i really dun understand what happen to me during dat day. okey, enuff story....i DID NOT DONE ANYTHING BAD AT ALL~ just during dat night, im not feeling well.... input khurafat masuk byk sgt dlm kepala hotak kot.

okey, now we began..

okeh.. okeh lagi? okeh.. (i need to stop saying diz word again and again~) regarding of the title above, seriously blom pencen lagi sebenarnye...but maybe almost pencen, when the time has come. aku anggap bloggin ni mcm trend ajerlah...org laen nak buat blog, ko pon nak wat. style! ade blog..artis. macam frenster lah gak. dlu time frenster mula2 femes kat m'sia nih..aku lambat sket nak bwat menatang2 ni. huhuhu, membe aku smua cop laa aku nih ketinggalan zaman laa...kuno lah, ortodoks laa...buta kayu laaa dan segala cacian kurang sopan. yelah, time tu aku pakai maispes aje...budak myspace lah katakan. boleh pulak diorang kata hape, org tua ajer main myspace? hey...sori sket sape yg kolot. i think almost all celebrity mostly international band artist guna myspace as their fan page and digital pre-release song playlist utk fan diorang...mana ade pakai frenster. account myspace aku pon still ade lagi, i guess..... frenster also. there's no reason for me to deactivate it. at least bile aku dh tua nanti leh bgtaw..."atuk ade myspace...huhu~" gedik! than baru laa buat frenster...cool sialll~ ikut peredaran zaman. kononnye! i love myspace and friendster.... aku suke sbb diorang leh custom coding, so berlumbe2 laaa wat sape yg ade knowledge a lil bit psl css or at least html tu upgred diorg nyer profile kasi paling gempak. taruk lagu2...video flash org joget2....perghhh!!~

but that occur only during the old time..now no more laaa.. eventough we all already mentioned dat malaysian company takeover friendster, but still even malaysian people not truly support them at all. see laaa how friendster look like nowadays, macam hape..tak sanggup aku meluahkannye. i think the old interface is lot more cooler than the current one. too dull! now, jewish technology has absolutely spread and conquered almost every human being!! bwahahahah~ people now got crazily addicted to facebook.. 24hrs, i see the same people online...posting status like every people shud care, i'm not arguing.... i'm just sayin' .. tp bialah.. bcoz dats is the main privilege their got from facebook.. now they become famous easily, and lots of friends, suddenly become more often to take concern about what they doing during their daily life....even the strangers one.. so tak kesahlah boring, nonsense or what ur status is...korang punye facebook, so ikut suka koranglah nak letak ape pon~ aku ni baru aje buat fb tahun ni...sedey kan~ tak pon.. aku pelik muke2 yg add aku kat facebook..aku tak kenal pon. apehal korang add? nak berkenalan ker? hantar msg, application, spam bukan2 kat inbox... strangers really do weird and unexpected thing....no0b~ to be exact... i only have around 100 earthlings in my friend list.... people who takes seriously to maintain their relationship, datz the most i care of.... other than dat....nahhhhhhhh, for what purpose do u really want? it just facebook, get a real life....let's go meet up in real world...not just showing like u do really exists till now with zero conversation. no point~

and now i'm wondering....what is this all about i'm just saying? got any relation with the thread? tgk kan dah meraban..... tp dun worri.. i will keep blogging as long i'm exists...for the same reason also... "atuk ade blog sendiri..huhu~!!"  wadefak? post ni merepekan berganda!~

p/s :: okey, ni tade kene mengena.. semalam, tah nape aku boring sgt..aku pasang laa citer white chicks...the wayans brothers movie, and the time showed it's already 4a.m...huhhh~ seriously, bile filem tu start kuar ek? knape sebelom ni aku tak dpt tangkap scene yg diorang wat slumber party tu....yg part blajar teknik b******b ( u know what i'm sayin') using d**** ( u really not know? liar~) .. owh, barulah aku paham (hehe~) ker sebelom2 ni walaupon dah berpuluh kali tgk, tp scene tu kene rip off/censored? saya bangkang pendidikan seks, walaupon kes anak luar nikah dgn buang baby berleluasa.. u see the motif? nahhhh, they really dun teach innocence child dat kind of lesson during school rite?! people are really sensitive nowadays

best case scenario ... NOTT!!!!

salam... nape tibe2 hari ni aku terpikir nak hapdet blog? jap..check. 18 mac last update...hahaha!! gile babeng, lama giler aku tak bertapak kat sini yerr... sori lah, addiction utk mem'blogging' ni sejak akhir2 ni makin kurang lah...yeah, and i have to admit mmg life aku sejak kebelakangan ni pon agak kurang merangsang dan juga memberangsangkan....everyday what i did was just same thing and it keep repetitive over and over again.... so ape sgt yg aku nk tulis...

so for diz post, aku nak citer sikit lahh pasal movie yg recently aku tgk baru baru ni... tajuknye, CLASH OF THE TITANS!! wahhh...beriya capslock. actually, bukan aku yang beriya sgt nak tgk citer ni...membe aku sebenarnye...ikutkan hati aku nak support barangan buatan malaysia ajer....kl drift 2 tu..hahaha! byk kali jugak laaa aku propose seko2 membe aku nihh, meh laa meh pakat memeriahkan panggung pawagam berhampiran anda....tapi yang ado, takde sape yg sudi....oi, hot hot scha tu...scha!!!~ haha~

so nak dijadikan citer, mmg tak dinafikan laaa citer clash clash tu mmg bangat seyhh kat cinema skang....mmg takde citer laen dah pon yang bleh dipertimbangkan utk melabur wang ringgit wat masa ni... cam biasa, aku pon cuba laaa gak book seat online, tapi tak dapat sebab katanyerrrr all seat were booked already...ok fine, my mistake...try nak book pon just 4hrs bfore the movie start showing, mmg haramm tak dapat ar babun~ tp membe aku tak caya, dia nak gi gak...ok fine~ kita gi ajer lahh... mmg tak dpt pon.

part paling bodo malam tu....seriyesly aku pon tak tahu laaa kalo ader org lain pernah buat kerja tak berpekdah cam org giler ni....kesahnye, timing paling cepat skali untuk movie ni dlm pukul 10.15pm...lepas2 tu yg tinggal midnite ajer...itu pon dah sold out gak....aderlaa beberapa yang tulis selling fast...tapi sah2 seat dpn kan... jam plak baru menunjukkan pukul 9pm...ok so kitorang beratur...wat muke pasrah. 3 kali taw kitorang beratur...TIGA KALI!!!! 3 kali stupidity...~ betapa genius tak berbelah bahagi kepala hotak masing2....

FIRST ATTEMPT.. around 9.00pm

okey...bratur bratur lalala~ sampai depan tu.....semua seat dah settle dah, cuma tinggal dua baris depan ajer... aku pon cam biasa arrr.....taknak!!!!! putus urat tengkuk aku nanti... aku soh dier consider, kl drift ar..plish~ plish~ dia pulak ckp taknak..... so first attempt, sia sia sialan~ ader laa tgh2 tu warne klabu, meaning seat dah dibooked....cuma org nye tak claim jer....~

tingggg!!!!~ aku jd pandai jap... pe kata kita tunggu jap, mesti ade punye org yg tak amek tiket yg dah booked tu.. sbb once the booked ticket still not been claimed by the booker within 1 hour bfore the movie starts, dia akan bukak smula utk jual.... so, harapan kembali menyinar.... adelah macam efek cahaya keimanan kluar dari tingkap...ceywahhh~ khurafat

SECOND ATTEMPT.. around 9.15pm

dah smpai depan tu.....OMG!! OMG!! tak dapat gakk...hahaha! haram...keharaman melanda membuak-buak...kata sejam sebelom dah bukak, movie kul 10.15pm... tp makcik kaunter tu kata tak bukak lagi..haiyoh!! 10.20pm baru bukak..dia kata bila dah bukak nanti dia pnggil... sumpah aku nak percaye ko panggil~ siap aku tnye lagi sistem dier pkul bape, nak bagi selari dengan jam enpon aku... inilah dinamakan pengorbanan~ pengorbanan taik kucenggg~ membe aku gak yg beriya nak tgk...ceh!

THIRD ATTEMPT .. 5 minutes later..

aku siap buat calculation lagi tu...jumlah kaunter yg dibukak bahagi jumlah line kuasa dua dgn jumlah makluk setiap line darab lamda frekuensi masa setiap transaksi tambah tuah ayam nampak di kaki, tuah manusia sape yang tahu.....insyallah~ smpai jer dpn, memang...memang aku patot beli flight ticket ker las vegas nevada malam tu jugak sbb betapa bertuah nya diri ku malam itu....uhuhuhuu~ terharu rasa macam menang award... sebabnye mmg tinggal 2 seat ajer last yg tinggal, memang dah termaktub dalam undang2 wajib tayang...dua seat mmg dikhususkan utk aku dgn membe aku ni jerlaaa..... dan 2 seat tu gak COUPLE SEAT!! lagi...... by the way, membe aku nih laki...kalo pompuan, couple tak couple...... i relaaaa ....rawwrrrrr!!!!~ tapi kan......


DAN BARULAH AKU TAHU, EVENTOUGH NAMA SEAT TU COUPLE SEAT.......rupenyer, dia punye penghadang tempat letak tangan tu still ade tersorok kat tengah2 antara dua seat tu dan still boleh turunkan....... semua wayang tak sama dan semua wayang tak semestinya menggalakkan maksiat berleluasa....ahahahahahahah~ chet!

KENAPA SUNGGUH DUMB DUMB EXTRA-BAGHAL, BENDA MUDAH CAMTU PON TAK PENAH NAMPAK DAN TAK PENAH TAU??!!!!!! sia-sia maruah diri aku tercalar sebelom2 ni... isk~ ni i tak relaaaa okey.. kesian btol!~

seumur hidup, first time beratur tiga kali berturut turut cam tongong semata-mata sangap nak tengok movie...
first time juga baru tau couple seat pon boleh jadi clash seat gak...hahahaha! sungguh berganda ganda kenaifan mu itu... dan ader lagi satu first time..tp next post laa...panjang sangat lah post ni..... berkalkatu tgn aku dok menaip atas kibod ni... okeyhh, chalo betey~!

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