KICK ASS!!!!

salam..... hurmmm, dah lama tak buat post psl movie review kan... aderlah gak beberapa movie yg aku tgk movie ni, tapi biase2 ajer...so not much booming thing to talk bout, so just keep it on my own laa...takpayah nak share ape2. tapi diz one, yes...kena share! aku penah tgk trailer promo kat tv psl movie nih, sekali ajer.... trailer nyer tak sampai 10 saat, dan tah hape2...... viewer doesn't have any clue what this movie is all about...and i think that is unfair.... coz i want to tell ya, diz movie is certainly KICK ASS!!!!!! the title prove it all....

hurmmm...nampak nyer government malaysia dah mula light2 skang dalam penggunaan bahasa, takde lahh strict sgt. yes, kita taw ass tu bontot, pungkok, punggung or whatever translation yg ader....tp for the term 'kick-ass', it bring other kinda definition, meaning diz movie is really gonna make ur mind blow away into other dimension....not just tendang bontot semata-mata.... actually, aku dengar pasal movie ni dari salah seorang mmbe  berbloggin', he currently studying at dublin rite now.... so time dia post review psl movie ni, time tu blom kluar lg movie ni kat malaysia... dia just cakap movie ni best giler, banyak mencarut....and supposely confirm byk scene yg kene cut biler sampai malaysia nnt. tapi sebenarnye tak pon, byk juga laaaa istilah FUCK yg aku dengar.... fuck is common word actually, what the fuck is this thing? i'm fuckin' tired of diz mess up!!! just shut the fuck up.... my whole day just got fuck up!!! so, common laaa..... haha! it's not just go fuckin sumbudy belakang lorong...... ape aku mencarut nih? haha~ xpe, i bet u never hear me mencarut in real life, in person kan? i'm not dat kind of guy..... i hate when people mencarut in malay words.... carutan berbahasa melayu sungguh kurang ajar actually~!

okeh, back to review. aku tengok movie ni dengan 2 org membe aku... yes, aku sangat2 lah excited nak tgk movie ni...siap ayat2 lg...tolonglaa, tolonglahhhhh tgk wyg....aku btol2 nak tgk movie ni walau apepon yg terjadi. and sangat2 bagus lah movie ni takde nak promot melampau2, sebab aku beli tiket 15 minit sblom movie start..and still manage to have seat tengah, baek punyer position!!!~ takyah tawaf line 3 kali kecelakaan cam dulu... yes, dari poster citer pasal superhero. tgk poster, hurmmm....mesti citer bodo nih. pelakon plak underdog, tah sape2 tah... berapa lah agaknye director bayar utk amek nicholas cage belakon.. membe aku cakap ni movie budak-budak. haha!!!

citer ni first pasal one boy who put a lot of interest into comic superhero...and then he thinks, why not if world really do have an actual superhero? dunia mesti cam best kalau btol2 ada superhero.. sampailah dia order kostum dari ebay, comes up with his own move and make himself called KICK ASS.... and stori nyer mmg btol kena lahh... mmg people got easily become famous on youtube, bila ada satu video amateur pasal dier kena blasah dgn street gang diupload kat youtube.... since that time.. dia tibe2 become famous sampaikan satu gang big crime pon consider dier ni satu masalah besar utk illegal activities diorang...

first impression, yes mmg movie ni mcm lawak bodo2 ajer....but then towards the end.....dia jadi action thriller movie, byk tembak kepala kasi pecah, penggal2..tulang kasi patah riuk and seriously, cara orang mati dalam movie nih memang gempak...best giler!! sumpah tak jadi nak kentut....~ haha! giler violence~ its like combination of superhero with ninja spirit....ala2 filem kill bill jenis modern with lots of gadget... and kalo korang nak tahu sape punye keje semua ni......korang kena tgk movie ni....sbb for sure korang mesti pikir gempak giler lahh budak pompuan ni (Hit Girl)...semata-mata nak tuntut semula kematian mak bapak dier.... ketua mafia pon dia bleh bom kasi badan berkecai!~ yerppp...aku sangat suka gun fightin' scene time Hit Girl nih selamatkan Kick Ass dgn ayah dier, Big Daddy waktu diorang kena capture dgn criminal gang tu.... tactic gun dgn glare and night vision tu memang super cool!!!!!~ seriously gempak gilerr!!!!! tak payah 3D, yang penting storyline.....takyah pelakon femes, yang penting acting skill..... takpayah org tua badan ketak, antar budak pompuan pon boleh kasi pancung semua kepala.... ok, end!! tgklah movie ni, i'd trust my fren on diz, so u should do too......

p/s :: tapi aku tak trust aril...aril shuffle tu..haha!! aritu tgk AC kat astro, segmen teropong tu....dia ader cakap lah dekat bukit bintang tu... port nasik ayam terbaek awok lah kunun nyer...so, aku dgn membe2 pon trylahhh..... citer datang dari mulut aril punye pasal, tapi......................................... PERGHHHHHHH!!!!~ tak sedap......~! haha, serious.... mahal, okeh..mahal takpe kalo special...tapi biasa ajer pon... rm9.00 ...ceh!~ sekali try jer lah jawabnye, next time...no more lah, insaf dah! .... ni personal opinion jer ek, laen org...laen selera. ok! PEACE!!!!!~

my kind of girl ....... the sequel.. hoho~!

assalammualaikum...post ni adelah sambungan dari post yg lepas. so bagi mengelakkan dari u all konfius, aku nak bagitau, bacelah start dari post yg sebelom ni. nape bende nih pon aku nak bagitaw? hurmmmmm~ saje, at least ade sikit mukadimmah.. nape aku macam mabuk todi jer nih...ahahaha~ okeh, go on...

26. Shy type?

shy but not so shy lahhh.... shy tak bertempat mmg truly memboringkan .... aku nak gune bahase rojak ajer utk post yg ni.... so datz mean, please don't be too shy. if u really do, i' consider datz u have an issue on how to have well communication and dat doesn't suit me at all.... please talk more....

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?

good girl of course...sopan santun, ketimuran...still berkemban tepi sungai...ahahahah~ rebel girl for me is difficult to handle...i just prefer happy go lucky one, not chaotic one....it's complicated and also bingit at the same time...

28. Active or passive?

passive....big no! dull jer, u are freakin' boring gurl....go recharge urself. i prefer active one...so we can do a lots lots of thing together...

29. Tight or bomb?

i dun know how to answer diz...is it related with 'ehem ehem' issue? oh..so tight...i like~!!! hahahahhahaha.... sex bomb! derghhh......

30. Singer or dancer?

both....! no further comment... she can sing, she can dance...eventough it gonna be hideous move, i don't care...as long we're happy doin' things together...

31. Stunner?

i'm not sure...but i prefer simple, just nice one.... don't have to be so perfect...

32. Hiphop?

is diz related to fashion trend or move? i dun care, as long it is easy to people eye's ...... over hiphop lah sangat, u gonna end urself like monkey in the zoo... so please, u a girl okeh.... darwin's theory doesn't make any sense at all....

33. Earrings?

i've already answer diz question before...so now i get it, meaning datz piercing on other part of body? if earrings, datz is normal....but don't over do it....

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boyfriends-until-you-drop?

i've consider what past is past. lets bygone be bygone..... let us start our relationship together. open a new book. but, if she have an uncountable integer of boyfriends before....that might be somethin' fishy going on...so, extra careful for me please...... that gurl is so dangerous.. i'd seen that type before....

35. Dimples?

girl with dimples? awwwhhh... so cute. but if you don't get one.....it's okay. i'm sure there many other things special bout you...... that's why i'm choose u to be the one...

36. Bookworm?

no problem...at least i know u are not a lazy type of gurl and have a lots of information for us to share together.... but geek...step away please.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?

sms? facebook? nahhhh..... sumtimes, it was exciting to be traditional.....duin' love old school style...

38. Playful?

yes....of course. play play all day night long...... besides, i'm not serious kind of person....

39. Flirt?

gurl flirtin' boy? hahahha.....i take that as okay, but please don't just play around..... u cannot flirtin on anybody....datz mean u are cheap ones.... u just piece of crap... pliz dun betray our relationship....

40. Poem writer?

poem writer? that's odd.... but if datz is her hobby, just go on...... i hope she can transfer that poem into lyrics and inject it with melody...so we can sing on it together...that will be much cooler...~

41. Serious?

i just hate serious moment.....eventough the matter we're currently discussin' is serious one, please cheer up..... don't give too much pressure on our relationship.... please make it cool and steady

42. Campus crush?

dun have experience.... nope, i mean.... i never fall in love during my time in campus.... so no futher comment.. but love sure do can happen almost anywhere....

43. Painter?

it's good to be artistic..... no matter what u a painter, sketcher.. just be it. i love people who have amazing talent.

44. Religious?

this is the way of life....i hope she really do take serious bout this....

45. Someone who likes to tease people?

go one....everybody have their evil's side...hahaha! even me.... but please....think before u talk. just don't over do it.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?

games and internet...okey! geek and freak? what....? your must be so boring...please open ur eyes widely, get your lazy ass move...there's are lot more challenging things to do out there better than just spend times in front of pc the whole day....

47. Speaks 20 languages?

is diz compulsory? i really dun know what important of diz ability in relationship....but it's good if we go travel across the globe and u handle the communication issue.... i have my own multi-purpose dictionary plus travel guide.....senang keje~

48. Loyal or faithful?

both...i think both have same meaning, and also a major key to have long lasting relationship.....

49. Good kisser?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahh.........................................!~ u know how important to have diz skill rite? haha!

50. Loves children??

long way to go...but better to have one...~ we gonna make a contribution to our world population! haha~


tettttttttttttt!!!~

okeh done, datz all. jiwang ker post ni? aku rasa tak..haha! apesal aku buat post pasal bende2 ni? desperate sgt ker? ni post mencapab ni......bagus sgt ker nak demand lebih2 ni....hahaha! xpe, aku just menyuarakan isi hati dan kemahuan perasaan je. ceywahhh~ dapat ker tak terpulanglah..itu ketentuan dari maha esa. T_T .... ayat pasrah~

yes, aku tak pernah berkapel mapel ni. seriously?? percayalah....aku tak pernah ader serious relationship...i never been thru diz kind of experience.... bukan taknak mencuba, bukan tak pernah terpikir...tapi kenal lah aku, layan aje sape2. pnah ker aku wat donno aje kat seseorang tu? penah kot...but based on certain issue. sumtimes, i need my own space. harap2 kawan2 nyer takdelah terasa sgt ek...kalo yer, aku mintak ampun. seriously, aku mintak ampun... aku maybe sgt bodoh time tu....

aku kadang2 terdengar gak. orang selalu kata, once bile seseorang tu dah ade bf or gf, membe2 yang laen mcm dah jatuh taraf ajer.....btol ker? layan mcm nak taknak, tak sehavoc dulu....takdelahh selalu dicari macam dlu. macam partner dier ajelahhh yang patot di set as main priority.... aku adelah beberapa kali jumpe manusia camni, and so...aku takkan buat perkara yang sama....insyallah~! kapel tak salah, tp try to control it... perghhhh..dr. luv!~ aku taw, skang ni aku dah makin melalut.. ape aku merepek skang, aku sendiri pon tak taw...haha~ okeylaa....20% person of my secrets have been revealed...haha! temuduga terbuka bermula sekarang......pencarian gadis melayu di tv9 ...eheheheh!!~ masanya akan tibe, cuma kita tak tahu ajer... tak perlu rushing2....hidop must be flow by nature... chow! =) 

diz is tag, everybody who read diz are invited to reblog it.....so, go on and have fun!.... hahaha, kalerful nyer blog aku nih...rajin sgt lah pulak tibe2 nak main dgn kaler2 ni...uhuhuhu~